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macacan

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This is class.
« on: December 29, 2011, 02:02:35 PM »
This guy was moaning about stars being fixed, he got bad beat after bad beat, stayed away for a while
and when he went back won 2 tournys running.
He then sent poker stars an email asking what is going on. This is the reply that he got.



"Hi Kevin,

Thank you for your email. As you were regularly donking off large amounts of dough on our site we kept your "luck factor" at 10 (the range is 1:100), however when a good customer leaves we raise their luck factor so that when they come back they're more likely to stay with us. Since you were away for so long your luck factor had risen to 100 (hence your win in July). Usually after a big win, our Senior Luck Factor Co-ordinator will reduce a players luck factor down to around 5, however as he was on long term sick this wasn't done and you inadvertantly fluked another big win in November. Unfortunately (for you) your luck factor has now been downgraded to 5 until you donate enough cash for it to go up. If you wish your luck factor to be raised again, you will need to send an email to our Luck Factor Designation Team, who will assess it on it's individual merits (it may help your case if you specify at least 10 bad beats, and also threaten to tell all your mates that pokerstars is rigged).

Good luck at the tables!"


Class,


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Re: This is class.
« Reply #1 on: December 30, 2011, 06:15:37 AM »
Many a true word spoken in jest. BELIEVABLE